I can't make you do this.

But I can feel a teensy bit sorry for you if you don't.

The best news I can think of to tell you is that you can have your cake and eat it, too.  I am talking about guilt-free cake.
 But this requires you to be willing to think outside of the box, totally and completely.  If you think you can handle it (and I completely think you can), read
on!  RECIPE

Only For Royalty


Quesadillas.  Stuffed, Stacked and Delivered.


Sloppy Joes.  Oh yeah, that's happening!